Patches the cat has requested the help of the general public in the hunt for her food thief. “One minute it was there … the next it was vandalized, scattered, … STOLEN.”, says Miss Patches. The theft occurred sometime after 8:15pm when, it is believed, the culprit was placed on the kitchen floor to free his mothers hands while she cleaned up. Next thing she new there was cat food all over the floor and the suspect was making a get away.
If you have any information regarding this crime, please call immediately.
Suspect: blonde hair, blue eyes, ~27″ tall